Trey With a Missing Jerry Finger

Authoritative Phish news source and undisputed champion of the memes The Phunion is today reporting that Trey will amputate his right middle finger to placate Deadheads.

When reached for comment, Anastasio noted that virulently angry Deadheads gave him no choice, and that if he was going to play Wolf, he was going to do so the way Jerry did – with four fingers and lots of fried food in his stomach.

See the full story on the Phunion.